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MURPHY’S NEW LAWS  

Murphy’s Law has been a favourite hypothesis of all Management Gurus. However, their applicability to real-life situations has always been a debated point. However, from the experience some of us have gained over the years, the following laws have been framed. Can we call them Murphy’s New Laws?

1. Whenever I find the Key to success, some one changes the Lock.
2. To Err is Human and Not to forgive is our Company’s Policy
3. The Road to success is almost always under repair
4. Alcohol does not solve your problems, but come to think of it, neither does Milk.
5. All the desirable things in life are expensive or illegal or addictive or fattening
6. Light travels faster than sound, hence people appear brighter before they talk.
7. If at first try you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence of your having tried.
8. Nearly 50% of all statistics is made On The Spot.
9. Probability works best in a weather man’s case- it rains when he says it won’t.
10. If you are early, the train is late; and if you come late, the train is still late.
11. Buy something new, you always find it selling cheaper elsewhere.
12. When in a queue, it is the other line which always moves faster
13. When in a queue, the man in your front always has the most complex transaction.
14. While on roaming, you get the maximum wrong calls.
15. The bus you board is always crowded; the bus in the other direction will always be empty
16. Get into your bath and your phone or the door bell rings.
17. If you have the exam tomorrow, today will have an unscheduled  powercut.
18. You buy your vehicle, the oil prices will go up that night.

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